Callejones in LA story

So as youth in Los Angeles i grew up liking the Callejones. the Callejones is a strip of streets in downtown la where you can basically get anything for way cheap. you can get the fake gucci purses and stuff like that. So this one day i go there to buy a turtle. yes it is illegal but i am a small hispanic kid i know not of the legality of my actions ;-). So i buy my turtle and i start heading off. i walk by another turtle vendor, guy looked like on of those mexican guys that are in the movies, straight up nasty and smelled. he turns around and sees me walking away. all i hear is "HIJO DE SU P*** MADRE TRAIGAME MI TORTUGA!!!" basically it mean you son of a ***** bring me my turtle back.
Now growing up in LA has taught me many valuable lessons. the best one though is how to lose an angry mexican in a crowd. yes it's true he CHASED ME!!!!!!! you can imagine this little chubby hispanic running through a crowd. Now one might say where is his parents? well i'll tell you. they were behind the mexican going CORRE HIJO CORRE. no j/k they were in the car waiting for me to get back and that is exactly where i went. My dad ended up explaining to him that it was my turtle that i had bought so it was all good and gravy.